Selected tidbits from tonight’s Better Off Ted. I love this show!
Veronica: Yes, it was masterful. Like watching a chess game.
Lem: We can’t leave work in the middle of the day, we’re not Somali pirates. Phil: I have always harbored ambitions of being slightly more pirate-like.
Veronica: The forest will run red with the blood of woodland creatures who doubted little Veronica and will now pay with their furry little lives.
Linda: There’s really no middle ground with you, either you don’t care at all or you care a hundred and crazy percent.
Ted: I have been cleaning up after you since we were kids, Billy. You bring home a stray possum, and I’m the one who has to walk it. Which, by the way is impossible, because they play dead, and you just end up having to drag him down the street. Billy: I was going to train it to drive a golf cart so we could be on “That’s Incredible.” Ted: Yeah but you didn’t, so I’m the one that ended up with a weird pet that I had to take to college. And by the way, do you know how many times I didn’t get laid in college because girls don’t like to be hissed at by a jealous possum?
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@nathanieletc Better Off Ted… but no, I don’t watch the others (nor have the desire to) And I watch BOT on Hulu.