TVFanatic.com has the preview for tonight’s Valentine’s Day episode.  Selected quotes:

Gloria:  Don’t tell me you’re finally taking me salsa dancing? (opens envelope) Who’s David Brenner?

Jay:  He’s been on Johnny Carson a hundred times!  Gloria:  Who’s Johnny Carson?

Dylan (to Claire):  Happy Valentine’s Day Mrs. Dunphy.  All women should look as tasty as you when they’re old.

Mitchell:  I even had this great moment at the end when I would point to the Great Seal and say “Shame!”  Cameron:  That’s what you were doing in the shower, I was a little worried.

Manny:  The universe is cold and loveless.

Manny:  My love is deeper than the Great Lakes.

Manny:  Would you stop calling me the little guy? I’m in the 40th percentile!

Plus, Claire and Phil engage in some hotel role-playing with some unexpected results:

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