TVFanatic.com has the preview for tonight’s Valentine’s Day episode. Selected quotes:
Gloria: Don’t tell me you’re finally taking me salsa dancing? (opens envelope) Who’s David Brenner?
Jay: He’s been on Johnny Carson a hundred times! Gloria: Who’s Johnny Carson?
Dylan (to Claire): Happy Valentine’s Day Mrs. Dunphy. All women should look as tasty as you when they’re old.
Mitchell: I even had this great moment at the end when I would point to the Great Seal and say “Shame!” Cameron: That’s what you were doing in the shower, I was a little worried.
Manny: The universe is cold and loveless.
Manny: My love is deeper than the Great Lakes.
Manny: Would you stop calling me the little guy? I’m in the 40th percentile!
Plus, Claire and Phil engage in some hotel role-playing with some unexpected results:
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