Tonight’s Parks and Recreation: um, priceless. Just go find it online and watch it. Now. Selected quotes:

Tom: What? No! It’s a regular camera-less teddy bear. You just put it in your bedroom. Don’t even think about it.

Leslie: Let’s be honest, Animal Control is not the most effective branch of our government.

Leslie: The next time we speak, we shall be dancing on the grave of a possum.

Leslie: Task Force clear, resume golfing.

Ron: Are you going to tell a man he can’t fart in his own car?

Andy: By day, Andy Dwier, Shoe Shinist. By different time of day Andy Radical, Possum Tackler.

Leslie: But then you thought, maybe it’s NOT a whale, maybe it’s a big fish, maybe it’s a submarine with a face painted on it.

April: You’re telling me he might not be a hero, but just some jerk who goes around tackling random possums?

Leslie: How would you feel if you killed an innocent duck and let a vicious goose waddle free?

I remember when Parks and Recreation first premiered, thinking, “This show has some promise, but it’s really just a pale imitation of The Office.” It’s now become consistently funnier than The Office.

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